He wasn't the best with his finances, it seemed like every month he was on the verge of losing his home. One week he came in all happy, he said he went to the casino, and watched the people playing one armed bandits. They pumped in money, would get frustrated then leave. He would sit down, put a few bucks in and sure enough he would hit a jackpot. He did that a few times until he had enough to pay his mortgage. Problem is that only worked the one time.
He would always drive junk cars and trucks, he had his tools stolen from his work truck, so he installed spring loaded hinges on the topper windows. They thieves came by opened the window only to have it slam back down as soon as the spring released. He didn't need to worry too long about that, the truck died and the next vehicle he drove was a handicapped bus. The "Bud bus" even had a ramp for a wheelchair, which he tried to sell to various tradesmen.
He came in with dentures after a few weeks of complaining about his teeth hurting. With the nice white teeth he didn't look like the same person. He looked normal, until a day later he dropped them and broke one of the front teeth. Alfred gave up on them after that.
